Saturday, April 28, 2007

HIT LIST!

Its always shocking to know that someone wants to kill you........and more so when you got a number of people wanting to do that,like in my case.I used to think that its just my brother and cousins but unfortunately for me the list has been increasing at an alarming rate!!!And all this for no reason.....ok well....you can't really kill people just because they are smarter and better at things!!! What is the world coming to!!!! Just yesterday there was a new addition to the list....just because I was a little more curious than normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what actually happened........

read on...

............ (I am trying to increase the length of my writing)

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(At office)
(chatting)

Me: there??

Me: Where are you?

Me(not giving up): Room?

Me: Lab?

Prospective Killer(PK):Room.

Me: What kind of room?

Me: Livingroom?

Me: Bedroom?

Me: Bathroom?

PK: Storeroom.

Me: What are you storing there?

Me: SURFs or FFA's ??( if you dont know what they mean...its really normal)

PK: My brain!! (people can be really silly sometimes..)

Me(very curious):You,ve got a huge brain ha??

PK: Yes!! I have more than one!! Do you have a problem?? In anycase you won't understand,you hardly have one!!

Me: Yea ...:( sadly I dont. ( obviously I was just playing along).So, why do you need more than one brain??

Me: One for each occasion or something??

PK: Yupee...( what has english come to !!!.... yupee???!!!!)

Me: What sort of occasions?

PK: I am going to kill you now!!!

Me:What sort of an occasion is that!!!....and you actually need more than one brain for this!!??

PK: You are soooooo dead now!!!

.....................and thats how it went........crazy I tell you!!! Imagine someone telling me..I dont have brains???!!! hello!! like shouldnt I be the person wanting to kill him!!Things get more and more complex as you grow............but a few years earlier they were really simple.........................
like..................................


Brother:Give me the remote.

Me: No,I won't!!

Brother:Give it to me please!!

Me: You should stress on the "please" a little more.And whats with the tone ha??!!

Brother: Plleeeeeaaassseeeee can you give me the remote??

Me: Can you try that again?

Brother:Pleeeeeaaasssssssssseee Pleeeeeeeeeaassseeeee give me the remote...Pleasssseeeeeeee.

Me: You can do better you know??

Brother:I am going to kill you now!!!!

Me: Mummy..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and thats my younger brother I am talking about.An elder brother would have made sure I was in heaven by this time (I have been good all my life).

I know that some of you also have similar plans..I can name Rahul for sure :p.Anyway,the rest of the good folks...remember I really love you!!! :D...and thanks..for not wanting to kill me.

Till next time....(if I survive).......

bubye..................

pal

7 comments:

B Rahul Rao said...

Oh….ask me how “PK” was feeling about your “innocent” questions. I can write a short story on that. I got to confess you know your enemies well. For the sake of this fact I agree that you have at least one complete brain. Hehehe.
This one was really good. I liked it a lot. (Well your enemy has great taste for fine works of humorous literature. ;-)) . I was surprised that you knew about my intentions. Keep up the good work….for I assume that some of us who have your name on our hit list might just change our mind and post postpone the finishing date.

How is life there? Did you go out any where? Hope you are enjoying the new environment (i.e. if there is a difference). See you.

Anonymous said...

Good that u didnt try this on me on friday... otherwise... your post would have been a little longer...

Sameera said...

pk is sooooooooooo dead now :p

twas funny to say the least!
im just wishing more people want to kill u so u can write funny posts before they do the deed :p

and add me to the list of those who have u on their hit list

and my reason: for not mailing enuff :p

pk sounds like fun!
lol@ur younger brother..

living with u has prepared him for the world...
god bless him!

K Pavan Kumar said...

kabhi kabhi dosth log dushman ban jaate hai :D...and they want to exert all anguish because of their work/life on thier best buddies..if you believe in 'a friend in need is friend in need', you should be helping them out acheiving thier goals! :P

jus kidding!

ashwin sundar said...

Man ur a scared chick :D and i was callin u somethin else :P.. u deserve d more from ur bro...and kuzzy no one can kill u... get fit again!!

inscrutable said...

u can count me too, not because i feel that u dont have brain but for forcing me to write a comment

Chip said...

Nice.. :)
I have had similar experiences with you.. Remember the Tollichowki discussions!!!