HIT LIST!

Its always shocking to know that someone wants to kill you........and more so when you got a number of people wanting to do that,like in my case.I used to think that its just my brother and cousins but unfortunately for me the list has been increasing at an alarming rate!!!And all this for no reason.....ok well....you can't really kill people just because they are smarter and better at things!!! What is the world coming to!!!! Just yesterday there was a new addition to the list....just because I was a little more curious than normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what actually happened........

read on...

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(At office)
(chatting)

Me: there??

Me: Where are you?

Me(not giving up): Room?

Me: Lab?

Prospective Killer(PK):Room.

Me: What kind of room?

Me: Livingroom?

Me: Bedroom?

Me: Bathroom?

PK: Storeroom.

Me: What are you storing there?

Me: SURFs or FFA's ??( if you dont know what they mean...its really normal)

PK: My brain!! (people can be really silly sometimes..)

Me(very curious):You,ve got a huge brain ha??

PK: Yes!! I have more than one!! Do you have a problem?? In anycase you won't understand,you hardly have one!!

Me: Yea ...:( sadly I dont. ( obviously I was just playing along).So, why do you need more than one brain??

Me: One for each occasion or something??

PK: Yupee...( what has english come to !!!.... yupee???!!!!)

Me: What sort of occasions?

PK: I am going to kill you now!!!

Me:What sort of an occasion is that!!!....and you actually need more than one brain for this!!??

PK: You are soooooo dead now!!!

.....................and thats how it went........crazy I tell you!!! Imagine someone telling me..I dont have brains???!!! hello!! like shouldnt I be the person wanting to kill him!!Things get more and more complex as you grow............but a few years earlier they were really simple.........................
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Brother:Give me the remote.

Me: No,I won't!!

Brother:Give it to me please!!

Me: You should stress on the "please" a little more.And whats with the tone ha??!!

Brother: Plleeeeeaaassseeeee can you give me the remote??

Me: Can you try that again?

Brother:Pleeeeeaaasssssssssseee Pleeeeeeeeeaassseeeee give me the remote...Pleasssseeeeeeee.

Me: You can do better you know??

Brother:I am going to kill you now!!!!

Me: Mummy..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and thats my younger brother I am talking about.An elder brother would have made sure I was in heaven by this time (I have been good all my life).

I know that some of you also have similar plans..I can name Rahul for sure :p.Anyway,the rest of the good folks...remember I really love you!!! :D...and thanks..for not wanting to kill me.

Till next time....(if I survive).......

bubye..................

pal